Well, as you all know, I have been wanting to get rid of Scout for years. It’s difficult because I am torn between love for her cuteness and great grief on account of her destructive powers.
I am also a big fan of 30 Rock and wildly, Alec Baldwin wants Scout for his own. I know it sounds crazy, but he’s been reading my blog and has fallen in love with the wayward animal. Nothing will do for Mr. Baldwin but our very own Scout.
We have been in long negotiations with him over Scout. His starting offer was a puppy in exchange for the Scout, and our starting offer was the Scout plus a years’ supply of dogfood. He has whittled us down to 30 cents and a melamine bowl in exchange for Scout and a schwinn bicycle.
So, it’s settled.