Knives and knees

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Something I enjoy about keeping a blog is the community of friends that comes with it. I love the sharing of ideas, the growth we see in ourselves as parents, and the encouragement to seek the Lord in all things. I get to connect with people with different ideas, different skills, and different points of view. I know that we don’t always agree on all things, but I love that that doesn’t get in the way of us enjoying a good laugh or encouraging one another in our walks.

I also appreciate the new information that many of y’all have brought to my attention over the years. You have gently and graciously enlightened me about car seat safety, how to handle dishonesty in children, how to kickstart labor, appropriate levels of fat content in baby yogurt, baby girl names and a million other things.

If I were a superstitious person I feel like I might should be knocking on wood right now, but I’m not so I won’t. I’m grateful for the healthy and safe exchange of ideas that has taken place over the years and, I believe, has left us all a little wiser. Y’all have been so sweet.

Thank you for enjoying my quirks, respectfully sharing your opinions, and ultimately respecting the role God has entrusted to only me and Ryan as the parents of our children.

That said, funny story:

(Yes, that was a very long way of getting around to a story about being a parent.) :)

Just last week we stopped in at my sister’s house to enjoy dinner together with her family and to give the kids time to play all together. Fun times.

When it was time for us to leave, Ryan and I started rounding up our two babes and gathering our things from where they had been scattered into the far corners of Rebecca’s house. (Really not sure how that manages to happen in such a short time.)

As I was helping Oliver find his shoes he asked a question that he very much knew the answer to. “What are we doing when we get home?”

Honestly, he knew the answer. And I knew that if I told him what he expected to hear, tears would ensue. Still, “It’s bedtime, babe. It’s late!”

“Awwwww! I HATE bedtime!”

Pause. (A bit of background: there are some words in our house that we just do not abide. We don’t let Oliver say “hate” or that he’s “starving” and a few other things – in our opinion, these words are too strong for a child his age.)

Protests I can handle. But that there was more than a protest. Oliver knows he’s not allowed to say “hate”, and he rarely employs it – only when he really wants to zing his Mama or Papa. That was disobedience.

By this time Ryan was tying Oliver’s tennis shoes and I absolutely loved his calm response to his son’s outburst: “Alright, Oliver. If you hate bedtime, then you will not get to go to bed. When you get home and Mom tucks Hazel into bed (Ryan was planning to run home from Rebecca’s house that night while I drove the kids home), you have to stand on your rug in the middle of the room. You may not get into bed. You have to stay standing until I get home.”

That Ryan, he’s a quick one. This is perhaps why Ryan makes a living by coming up with creative ideas all day long.

You can imagine Oliver’s distress at his punishment. He knew he deserved it, but he wasn’t looking forward to it.

As we headed out the door my sister whispered a few wise words in my ear and I listened closely as I planned to relay them to my firstborn on the drive home.

As we pulled out the driveway I asked my baby boy, “Sweetie, are you allowed to use knives?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because they could cut you.”

“Exactly. But, are Mommy and Daddy allowed to use knives?”

“You’re right. We know how to use knives as tools. We use them safely and at the right times. Do you know that words are kind of like knives? Especially words like ‘hate’.”

“Why?”

“Because they’re tools. They have a job to do, but they have to be used wisely and carefully. The word ‘hate’ is too big and dangerous of a tool for kids to use. It’s true that Mommy and Daddy do sometimes say ‘hate’. But we know how to use that word, babe. We know how to keep from hurting people with that word. But kids don’t always know how to use it. And they sometimes use it in a wrong way and can really hurt people. Babe, you’re too little to use that word.”

“I’m not too little!”

“Oliver, you are. You’re too little for a lot of things and that’s okay. You’re too little to cross the street or drive a car or swim in the pool without an adult. You’re also big enough to do a lot of things, but there are some things that you just need to wait for. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

“Yes. I’m not allowed to say ‘knife’.”

Sigh.

By now we are pulling into the driveway and what I felt like what was a very clear and productive conversation had just made a crash landing into potential nothingness.

I gathered up my babies and all of their accouterments and headed inside. I started in on Hazel’s diaper and asked Oliver to get out pajamas for both of them. And the dread of the standing time began to set in. And so did the remorse for his disobedience.

I tucked Hazel into her crib (have I ever mentioned that she is the easiest bedtime kid ever?) and she laid there and watched as a now pajama-clad Oliver took his post on the blue rug while I folded and put away clothes in their room.

I knew Ryan would only be another ten minutes or so, so as I folded and Oliver’s knees almost fell off (according to him – amazing how they can run and play all day long, but when it’s a punishment they can’t possibly stand up another second) we chatted a little more about words.

I told him that adults usually use words properly, but even adults can use words – and knives – unsafely too. Mommies and Daddies have to be careful how we use our words. We have to be sure to use them to be kind and loving and not hurtful. Words are a big responsibility.

Revisiting the words-as-powerful-tools conversation with him while he stood next to his bed seemed to shed new light on the concept.

By the time Ryan arrived home I think Oliver had learned two things:

1. Some words are too big for little people to use safely.

2. He changed his mind- he really does LOVE bedtime after all. :)

And that night, a very sweet, sleepy little boy was relieved to finally crawl into his bed, kiss his Mommy and Daddy goodnight, and fall quickly asleep.

And, he hasn’t tested the word water since. {Of course, it’s only been a week…}

Love that boy so much.

How have y’all handled language issues with your children?